We begin with Betsy reading a note written upon a prescription sheet smeared with marinara sauce, and the weird assertion, “Marc simply would not use a napkin. It was unbelievable–he […]
It’s our first sex scene, everyone! I hope you’re prepared for this shit. Merry starts the chapter bemoaning how most of her lovers won’t let her go down on them […]
Chapter 7 begins with Merry finally washing off her stupid smeared lipstick. STILL SMEARED! All this time passes and she’s never bothered wiping it off. Appearances are supposed to extremely […]
Chapter 5 begins with Merry calling the cops. Now, if you’ve read enough LKH books, you know that her badass female lead never gets along well with cops. Especially male […]
Betsy asks Karen the British Prostitute to show her to the library after they share some tea. Surprise, surprise, the library was right out of a nineteenth-century catalogue. Dark walls, […]
Chapter 4 begins with Merry standing before Queen Andais, and she notices that Andais is wearing eyeliner. Why would she wear eyeliner when the sidhe can do insane personal glamours […]
Chapter 3 starts off with Merry calling herself a private dick and I just can’t. Like with mike for microphone, the rational, logical part of my mind knows that dick […]
Well, I’m back, and my apologies for the delay! Moving on; Chapter 19 has Jessica and Marc arguing with the vampires (Sinclair, Tina, and Dennis) that they should get to […]
Chapter 2 is a continuation of the press conference, because this scene needed to last longer. So, even though the kiss Merry and Frost shared in chapter 1 was described […]
Hi guys! It’s been a while since the Merry Gentry reviews, so to quickly catch you up on what happened the last few books: A Kiss of Shadows Merry Gentry […]
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