Like I said, Chapter 23 is very short. It’s about four solid pages in my paperback copy, including the half-page Chapter page and the half-page end page. Which is what […]
Chapter 9 begins with Merry and Co having to fight their way into the kitchen/crime scene. Maggie May, the brownie who runs the kitchens, was chucking cast iron pans at […]
We begin with Betsy reading a note written upon a prescription sheet smeared with marinara sauce, and the weird assertion, “Marc simply would not use a napkin. It was unbelievable–he […]
It’s our first sex scene, everyone! I hope you’re prepared for this shit. Merry starts the chapter bemoaning how most of her lovers won’t let her go down on them […]
Chapter 7 begins with Merry finally washing off her stupid smeared lipstick. STILL SMEARED! All this time passes and she’s never bothered wiping it off. Appearances are supposed to extremely […]
Welcome back to our Weekend Respite series where we get to review books we ACTUALLY like. I’m still on my Malazan kick, so you guys get book two of the Malazan Book of […]
Chapter 5 begins with Merry calling the cops. Now, if you’ve read enough LKH books, you know that her badass female lead never gets along well with cops. Especially male […]
Betsy asks Karen the British Prostitute to show her to the library after they share some tea. Surprise, surprise, the library was right out of a nineteenth-century catalogue. Dark walls, […]
Chapter 4 begins with Merry standing before Queen Andais, and she notices that Andais is wearing eyeliner. Why would she wear eyeliner when the sidhe can do insane personal glamours […]
Chapter 3 starts off with Merry calling herself a private dick and I just can’t. Like with mike for microphone, the rational, logical part of my mind knows that dick […]
Trailer Park of Emotion 