Chapter 24 begins with them all piling into a limo. Not the special magical limo from the first book, the Black Coach, but just a plain ol’ regular stretch limo. […]

Chapter 23 begins half an hour later and everyone is now sitting at a table on a stage with microphones in front of them. For some reason they all had […]

Chapter 22 begins with Usna touching the ring and it reacts to his touch because of course Merry should have MORE lovers in her stupid life. Merry basically has an […]

Chapter 21 begins with Barinthus fucking CONGRATULATING MERRY ON A JOB WELL DONE for putting Madeline in her place. What the flying fuck? Merry started a fight for no reason […]

Chapter 20 begins half an hour later after they land in St Louis. They exit the plane to find a few of Andais’s guard there as Merry’s bodyguards. The only […]

Chapter 19 starts with Merry hesitating to put on the ring. Doyle tells her to just fucking do it because she’s being stupid, so she does.   I slipped the […]

Chapter 18 begins with Doyle being a big baby about flying. They’re riding in Maeve Reed’s personal jet to St Louis/Illinois/Faerie, and Doyle is terrified of flying. Can’t he just […]

Chapter 17 begins the next morning with Maeve Reed crying at their kitchen table, and LKH sets women back a thousand years:   It might have been baby hormones, but […]

Chapter 16 begins with them all freaking out while Doyle is screaming on the bedroom floor. Merry is screaming with him, which causes all the other guards to rush into […]