Undead and Unemployed Chapter 8: Cohesive Chapter Content? What’s That?
Jessica was as good as her word. I hadn’t even gotten unpacked before I started seeing people in and out of the house, or Vamp Central as Marc liked to […]
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Undead and Unemployed Chapter 7: First World Problems
“Goodness!” Monique said. “Wow,” Tina said respectfully. I slumped so hard against the steering wheel, my head activated the horn for a brief honk. I should have known. I should […]
Undead and Unemployed Chapter 6: Suburban Termite Blues
“It’s official,” Marc announced. “We’ve got termites.” “Jeez, let me take my shoes off, willya?” I tossed my keys on the hall table and kicked off my heels. “Good morning […]
Undead and Unemployed Chapters 4-5: Same Shit, Different Chapter!
We start up four days later. The book actually says Four Days Later… which is not something she’s ever done before, or I think since, to denote a passage of […]
Undead and Unemployed Chapters 3-4: What’s more exciting, vampire murders or Macy’s? Fucking MACY’S, OF COURSE!!!
Betsy returns to the oft-maligned (in this series) Apple Valley, still just over the fucking moon about landing that sweet, sweet minimum wage entry position that all 30 year olds […]
Undead and Unemployed Chapters 1-2: Re-Employment Blues and SHOE!, SHOES! SHOES!
Betsy opens with, “When I’d been dead for about three months, I decided it was time to get a job.” Probably past time, but y’know…über-rich best friend. If you had […]
Betsy Taylor Review #2: Undead and Unemployed–Here we go again!!
PROLOGUE: Police Interview a Witness to Betsy’s Attempts at Ruling. She doesn’t seem especially good at it…shocker! The second book begins with a man giving a police report to Detective […]
Undead and Unwed Chapters 26 & 27, plus the Epilogue: “Sexy” time for Sinclair. Betsy Wetsy. Oh god, I’m so sorry. …and finally, the finale. Hooray!
Before I start, I want to apologize to anyone who was waiting in earnest for my continuation. Some real life issues followed by a day-long WiFi blackout ruined my plans. […]
Undead and Unwed Chapter 25: Yeah, let’s just take the easy way out of absolutely everything. Plus MORE CLICHÉS! Omg, SURPRIIISE!
We open with Betsy waking up, thirstier than she’s ever been before! I knew why. Dennis, that traitor schmuck asshole, had hit me so hard if I’d been alive it […]
Undead and Unwed Chapters 23-24: One entirely too short chapter followed by one entirely too long chapter. Vampire 101. Betsy and the Bullshit Prophecy Which Robs Her of All Autonomy, Apparently.
Like I said, Chapter 23 is very short. It’s about four solid pages in my paperback copy, including the half-page Chapter page and the half-page end page. Which is what […]
Trailer Park of Emotion 