Undead and Unemployed Chapters 4-5: Same Shit, Different Chapter!
We start up four days later. The book actually says Four Days Later… which is not something she’s ever done before, or I think since, to denote a passage of […]
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A Stroke of Midnight Chapter 26: Red Bull gives you wings!
Chapter 26 begins with Merry and Co returning to her room, only to find her door covered in butterflies. Or, well, glamored demi-fey trying to look like butterflies. Galen tenses, […]
A Stroke of Midnight Chapter 25: Death of a Green Man
Chapter 25 begins with Doyle (who isn’t capitalized in this version of the book – it just says ‘doyle’) charging into the room, with Unsa and Cathbodua dragging someone behind […]
A Stroke of Midnight Chapter 23-24: Another round of incest and casual homophobia!
Chapter 23 starts off with Merry being so afraid of Aisling’s magics that she immediately begins stroking him with her hands as they nearly kiss. Then they both smell roses, […]
A Stroke of Midnight Chapter 22: Those pesky police
Oh hey, Chapter 22 starts off with those long, oft forgotten police. Remember that they exist? And that Merry specifically asked them to help in the investigation? And then promptly […]
A Stroke of Midnight Chapter 21: A man so sexy you’ll claw your eyes out
Chapter 21 begins with Merry asking Hafwyn to start healing her men. One of the prisoners take exception to this, arguing that they are higher on the sidhe food chain […]
A Stroke of Midnight Chapter 19-20: More inconsistent chapter lengths! My favorite!
Chapter 19 begins with people still freaking out about whatever happened in the hallway. Merry has somehow gained enough wherewithal to grab the gun she was carrying, but how? I […]
Undead and Unemployed Chapters 3-4: What’s more exciting, vampire murders or Macy’s? Fucking MACY’S, OF COURSE!!!
Betsy returns to the oft-maligned (in this series) Apple Valley, still just over the fucking moon about landing that sweet, sweet minimum wage entry position that all 30 year olds […]
A Stroke of Midnight Chapter 17-18: Just some run of the mill man melting sex
Chapter 17 begins with Merry and Amatheon’s clothes falling away from their bodies. Now, I had thought through the entirety of Chapter 16 that they were naked, but guess not! […]
Undead and Unemployed Chapters 1-2: Re-Employment Blues and SHOE!, SHOES! SHOES!
Betsy opens with, “When I’d been dead for about three months, I decided it was time to get a job.” Probably past time, but y’know…über-rich best friend. If you had […]
Trailer Park of Emotion 